They came from outer space!
Evil Aliens
Studio: Falcon Media Limited
Director: Jake West
Writers: Jake West
Release date: March 10, 2006 (UK)
Staring: Christopher Adamson, Emily
Booth, Sam Butler, Tree Carr, Tim
Daniel Clark
Running Time: 93 minutes
Rated: R
Back of the box:
Michelle Fox (Emily Booth), host of a cable TV show called "Weird Worlde,"
takes her crew to a remote farming island with rumors of an alien abduction
and impregnation. Desperate to save her job, she plants evidence and
brings actors to reenact the incident. All goes well ... until the real aliens
show up! The crew and farmers have to fight with whatever it takes to avoid
being abducted in this tongue-in-cheek horror sci-fi film by Jake West.
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The Bloody Truth:
Complete over the top, gore drenched, silly as all hell horror comedy. In
the vein of films like Black Sheep, Shawn of the Dead and Dead Alive
(though nowhere near the quality of any of those films) Evil Aliens does
deliver a disgusting, low brow, very stupid good time.
And the rest.....
Acting - 2 Cinematography - 3
Sound - 3 Music - 3
Story - 2 Reality - 1
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Aliens are real, they’re evil and the resulting mayhem is equal parts funny and disgusting. When poor little Cat (Jennifer Evans) gets
herself knocked up by some none too friendly aliens, C lister Michelle Fox (Emily Booth) of TV’s late night cable show “Weird Worlde”
sets out with her trusty film crew in search of “the truth”. Joined by a troupe of reconstruction actors and a self proclaimed U.F.O.
expert, the team and three mad welsh farmers are all that stand between earth and the evil aliens.
If Shaun Of The Dead is the popular good looking football star, then Evil Aliens is the annoying, yet oddly endearing little brother. What
this movie lacks in plot or character development it makes up for in … well lack of plot and character development. Evil Aliens sets out
to do two things: satirize the horror genre and become a part of it at the same time. Chocked full of puns, inside-industry jokes, double
entendre, gratuitous sex and eviscerated corpses of every shape and size, it’s the perfect movie for those looking for anything but the
perfect movie.
I’m not a fan of straight up gore which means I almost turned this film off during the first five minutes. Bad for me, but certainly a
beginning that captures the attention of viewers. The camera work is at times genius and at others irritating and the special effects are
made for TV at best. The movie’s charm is in the clever dialogue and delightfully campy performances of all involved. Watching Jodie
Shaw in particular morph from ditzy porn star into a machete packin’ mamma is fun stuff!
Evil Aliens is embarrassingly over the top in all the right places and has an ending that will leave you smacking your forehead and
slapping your knee all at once. If you can handle the gross factor it’s definitely worth a look.





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